"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."
PURGE DATES →
Louisville, Kentucky - August 15th (12AM-6AM)
Detroit, Michigan - August 15th (12AM-6AM)
Las Vegas, Nevada - August 16th (12AM-6AM)
New Orleans, Louisiana - August 17th (9PM-9AM)
The state of California - August 19th (12AM-12PM)
Phoenix, Arizona - August 20th…
Isn’t there enough violent shit happening right now? What’s wrong with these people??? I’m ill.
——and just as a side note——
"Manhattan, New York"
"New York, New York"
People know this is the same place right?
"No daddy, i cant play football, im an artist"
why are you single?
idk, god hates me?
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess